we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
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