I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
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this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
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I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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