I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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