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(405): View more from Oklahoma

It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.

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(310): View more from California

and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity

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(614): View more from Ohio

My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked

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(443): View more from Maryland

We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work

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(347): View more from New York

Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.

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(519): View more from Ontario

We will just distract him with tacos and porn.

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