Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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