The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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