erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
All the doctor said was why
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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