I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
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the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
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Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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