I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
She even gives head with a lisp.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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