He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
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If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
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My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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