sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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