wat bout pragnant strippers??
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Randomize