At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
God, you're like boner-b-gone
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He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
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you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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