Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
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Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
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You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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