Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
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