these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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