PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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