singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I love having hate sex.
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I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
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The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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