I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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