i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Still dying that you shit outside
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
