I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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