Heybabeimwearingurpanties
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
