Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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