I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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