so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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