come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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