Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Blood and glitter go together right?
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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