oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
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I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
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she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
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