What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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