he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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