I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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