these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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