What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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