My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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