so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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