I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
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