your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Randomize
