with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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