Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
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I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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