He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize
