last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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