Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
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The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
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We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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