I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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