My hand turned me down
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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