they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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