i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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