But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i just had sex bonerless
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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