Taylor Swift is so right about you.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
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I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
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Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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