I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
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So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
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This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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