Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
