so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
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i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
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So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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