About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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