Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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