i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
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Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
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I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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