I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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