You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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