My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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