i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
it was like his penis was on wheels.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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