Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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