He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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